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first_img Mattel Unveils Fashionable ‘Star Wars’ x Barbie DollsToy Tuesday: Yo! It’s The Best ‘G.I. Joe’ Toys Like the kids and kids at heart equivalent of the death of Princess Diana, Toys R Us’s slow slide into bankruptcy continues. The beloved toy retailer is the latest victim of predatory capitalism, and the result is that future generations of children will be denied the chance to have playthings hawked at them by a talking giraffe. All we have left are the memories.However, if you want to remember a little more from Toys R Us, and you have the cash to spare, you can straight up own a piece of the company. As part of going out of business, Toys R Us is selling off its intellectual property, along with all the physical toys in its stores. And some of that intellectual property includes some very spicy sexual domains.You’ve heard of Toys R Us and Babies R Us. But what about Sex Toys R Us? Kinky Toys R Us? Adult Toys R Us? Porn R Us? Naughty Toys R Us? No, these aren’t opportunistic sex shop small businesses, they are domains registered by Toys R Us to prevent anyone else from snatching them. It’s a common tactic when you have a popular name to cut off potential domain squatters at the knees as well as bury potentially bad news stories like “Innocent Child Accidentally Visits FuckToysRUs.com.”AdChoices广告However, now that Toys R Us is going away its empire of bootleg website names can now be yours if want to buy a domain from Geoffrey LLC. We’re not so much into the sex sites. Instead, we’ve got our eyes on all of Toys R Us’s self-owning websites like ihatetoysrus.com and toysrussucks.com. Also tempting are girafficparty.com and iwanttobeatoysrusmom.com.But really, the true greatest treasure one could salvage from the wreckage of Toys R Us isn’t some funny erotic website. It’s the rights to that tall toy boy himself Geoffrey the Giraffe. No price is too high to own that plastic trinket beast.Let us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey. Stay on targetlast_img read more